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army of rabid squirrels devours potato
Army of rabid chipmunks wipes out army of rabid squirrels.
the army of rabid chipmunks happened to wander too close to a nuclear test site on the way and were almost all killed, so that there were not enough for them to even consider facing the squirrels
After encountering the nuclear test site, the surviving rabid chipmunks had mutated into incredibly dangerous radioactive rabid chipmunks, so they easily destroyed the army of rabid squirrels.
the squirrel army, in preparation for the invading chipmunk army (before must of it was destroyed) raided a weopons storage facility, and so were able to easily mow down the remaining mutated chipmunks when they came.
Despite current popular opinion, rabid squirrels are incapable of using weapons (or tools of any sort, actually), and therefore were not able to utilize the weapons found in the raided storage facility to save themselves.
but they can through said weopons and the amunition for them quite well, and were able to bury the remaining mutant rabid chipmunks in a pile of rocket launchers, gernades, bottles of flamethrower fuel,flamethrowers, etc...
The rabid chipmunks (being mutants) were able to use the weapons the rabid squirrels threw at them, and quickly killed the army of rabid squirrels, before being completely buried.
the squirrels didn't throw down ammunition (excepting the fuel canisters, but those blew up on impact- very shoddy canisters), so the few remaining rabid mutant chipmunks are unable to utilize the weapons in any way other than throwing them back, but since they were downhill, and greatly outnumbered, they were unable to defeat the squirrels before being buried under a massive pile of weaponry (partly fused and reduced in size from the many shody fuel canisters thrown)
The weapons were already loaded when the squirrels threw them, so despite no ammunition being thrown, the chipmunks were indeed able to use the weapons for retaliation.
the rabid squirrels, while tampering with the weapons, managed to mess up enough of the weapons so that they would misfire, so the few remaining chipmunks were either crushed by the pile of weapons or killed when their gun exploded, with few casualties in the squirrel army
The squirrels, in their tampering, accidentally set off some of the explosives they had acquired, destroying their entire army (with the secondary explosives, that is).
a very, very small sink hole opened just below said explosives before they went off, and they fell deep into the earth
As everyone knows, containment will amplify explosions, so the sink hole actually caused a much larger explosion that obliterated the squirrels that much quicker.
that is only to a certain degree. This is enough that the ground contains the blast, forming a small hill with the force of the explosion
The squirrels became frightened during the explosion and the consequent formation of the small hill, and in their rabies induced insanity began to attack each other.
due to a bizarre effect of being close to the heavily radioactive mutant chipmunks, the squirrels' blood mutated slightly , so that it became a powerful sedative when consumed
The powerful sedative puts all the squirrels to sleep after they begin biting each other, so they are no longer interested in attacking anything.
umm... my method was a way to stop the squirrels from ripping each other apart, so them not attacking wouldn't really counter it, especially if it is the sedative that makes them no longer want to attack
I knew it was questionable, but eh, it was worth a shot.
The sedative takes an hour to metabolize in the system before it has any effect, so it didn't stop the squirrels from killing each other.
it didn't knock them out immeadiatly, but it worked fast enough that a decent fraction of the squirrel army is left by the time the sedative calms them down enough that they are no longer in a frenzied rage
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